Movie Quote of the Day – The Full Monty (Peter Cattaneo, 1997)

Dave: Well, I just pray they’re a bit more understanding about us, that’s all.

Horse: You what?

Dave: Well, they’re going to be looking at us like that, aren’t they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn ’round and say “He’s too fat, he’s too old and he’s a pigeon-chested little tosser.”? What happens then, eh?

Horse: They wouldn’t say that, would they?

Dave: Why not? He’s just said her tits are too big.

Lomper: That’s different. We’re… blokes.

Dave: Yeah, and?

Gerald: I think she’s got nice tits, actually.

Lomper: I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she’s probably quite nice if you get to know her.

Dave: No. And they won’t say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good ’cause you’re basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality – this is what they’re looking at, right? And I’ll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.

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About Enchanted By Film

1st class Film uni graduate who has a love for films old and new. I write for Diegesis and Film Matters film journals. Currently saving to do a Masters and PhD in Film. My ambition is to be a University lecturer on film and write about film academically. I also wouldn't mind working for the BFI or writing for Sight and Sound :-)
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